screenshot from episode 34, John: Rise up!
This episode was freaking amazing, probably what got me hooked on homestuck
“We’ll never know our full potential unless we push ourselves to find it… It is this self discovery that inevitably takes us to the wildest places on earth.”
people who overreact about other people cutting up books to make art
Are you actually serious right now??
People who think cutting up books is art
this totally isn’t art
i could do this in my sleep
The sarcasm in this…. It is AMAZING
Inspired by The Female Armor Bingo, I present to you my short guide to armor bust areas, to better help you decide what to wear :P
Any resemblance to particular armors, living or dead, is purely coincidental. Well… mostly.
So glad my bingo game caught on and inspired you! Amazing job!
This is so awesome, reminds me of Tica’s breakdown of the most typical MMORPG costumes on repair-her-armor. Always great to have more guides through stupid design tropes for future reference!
If you’re going to continue this into a series, please link all the following parts once they’re done (guessing the butt area would be next to go ;P)!
the bible said adam AND eve so i slept with them both
Well it’s the Bible, not the Straightble, I’m just following the book.
I’M GONNA CRY
can you imagine how fucking hard the storyboard artist mustve been laughing when they made this scene i am just picturing a dorky lil dude hunched over holidng a pencil and losing their damn shit
That awkward moment when this was in New Zealand as well.
can’t Australia have a moment without new Zealand budding in?
no. FUCK OFF AUSTRALIA, YOU STOLE PAVLOVA
I don’t know what’s going on because I’m American
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!!!
I’ll get the popcorn
THIS POST PISSED ME OFF SO MUCH
GOD DUCKING DAMMIT NEW ZEALAND NOT EVERTHING THATS OURS IS YOURS TOO.
lil shits you are sometimes.
Can New Zealand and Australia stop fighting long enough to explain to me what the fuck is going on in this ad?
this ad may be showing in new zealand but it’s fricken australian so ill shit on u new zealanders
I’m so confused
Someone had to do it, it might as well be me.
OKAY LISTEN UP YOU LITTLE SHITWICHES BECAUSE IT’S TIME TO MYTHBUST SOME MISOGYNISTIC BULLSHIT. I’M NOT PUTTING A READ MORE ON THIS BECAUSE IT MATTERS.
Warning: Sex ed.
SEX SHOULD FEEL GOOD.
IT SHOULD NOT HURT.
YOUR HYMEN IS NOT SOME SHIT THAT HAS YOUR VIRGIN PUSS SHUT LIKE A VAULT, IN FACT, IF YOU’VE EVER RIDDEN A HORSE, YOUR HYMEN’S BEEN FUCKIN BROKEN. WHO GIVES A SHIT. HYMEN IS IRRELEVANT. HYMEN BREAKS FROM EVERY DAY LIFE.
SAY IT WITH ME, LADY FOLLOWERS.
HYMEN IS IRRELEVANT.
IF YOU BLEED WHEN YOU LOSE YOUR VIRGINITY IT IS BECAUSE YOU WERE NOT PROPERLY PREPARED AND YOUR LACK OF AROUSAL AND LACK OF NATURAL LUBRICATION CAUSED HIS DICK TO TEAR THE TISSUE OF YOUR VAGINA. AND THEN THAT MAKES IT HURT.
LOSING YOUR VIRGINITY SHOULD NOT BE A PAINFUL EXPERIENCE.
HAVING SEX SHOULD NEVER BE A PAINFUL EXPERIENCE.
HERE ARE SOME WAYS YOU CAN AVOID GETTING HURT BY COCK WHEN YOU LOSE YOUR VIRGINITY OR JUST HAVE SEX IN GENERAL:
- Get him/her to finger you. Duh. Stretch yourself. Ready yourself. Go up to 3 fingers if you have to. HE/SHE DOES NOT TELL YOU WHEN YOU ARE READY. YOU DECIDE WHEN TO STOP. I recommend 10-15 minutes of preparation (gettin fingered) to ensure that you will not get hurt while having sex.
lost another night’s worth of sleep, but i finally sprited the crockercorp alpha kids! i think it was worth it, haha
im pretty happy with the designs (bar john and jake, who are subject to change due to looking so similar), so i guess this is the finalized version! :)